Red

A perfectperson

Jen: have you seen maddie today

Tom: isn't she red

by Djeiwiwijrid March 14, 2021

Red Helicopter

Remove a heavily used tampon, spin it over your head like a helicopter

She did a Red Helicopter on the dance floor at the club

by Dasmandude March 14, 2021

Massachusetts Red Water

The sexual act of pouring water in a girls pussy and then putting a live lobster in there to cut open the inside of her pussy then pulling the lobster out and fucking her afterwards then putting the bloody water in a cup and drinking it

Guy 1: Hey dude. So, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh, me and my girlfriend did the Massachusetts Red Water last night.
Guy 1: Dude I heard that kind of sex was awesome.
Guy 2: Awesome, but sadistic

by trump-away-inator-3000 March 15, 2021

Sky Red

When the homies text “sky red” in group chat it means smoke sesh in the basement

Yo Chase is the sky red tonight?

by marvinsroom69 March 17, 2021

Red

The stupidest color in the alphabet, often used for dumpsters and other trash related things. Red is usually referred as the worst color in the madden franchise, as blue is considered worldwide as a superior color

Example:

“Look at me I’m stupid and red I’m the best ooohhh”

“No red, blue is a much better color, now go back to paw patrol, a new episode just came on”

by M9KShotgunxXPloopaPig794 March 19, 2021

.Red.

One of the most coolest, tallest, and also really really nice type of person you’ll ever meet.

AYO that’s a .Red. He sussy wussy.

by Shy-Sama March 19, 2021

Red Thing

Sexy lingerie for women (or a fella) to wear for that special someone

Can you come over this weekend? Yes? Wear the red thing

by Karrisa Myass March 24, 2021