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No Nut November

A time were if you dont eat a nut or you will have to eat it for 100 years (A long time)
Im not gonna eat nuts this NO NUT NOVEMBER
by WEAR MASKS!! December 5, 2020
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Nut Blocker

Typically known as Karen or Sharon, pops up during segments of pornos and tends to make you flaccid due to their ugly complexion and manager complaint attitude.
I was really getting in to it, but then the nut blocker ruined it for me
by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019
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Toasty nuts

That act in which one releases a high temp Flatulence while sitting down thus resulting in a burning sensation on the testicals that they feel toasted
"Oh bro the other day I was sitting in class and I let one rip and it was a fucking hot one and it traveled up to my nuts and gave myself some toasty nuts
by Hugecockring April 3, 2019
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Priority nut

Having to nut aka ejaculate ,no matter when or where you are at
Dude,“I got a priority nut to do rn.” “You gotta do that rn ?”
by Did nazi that cumming November 10, 2018
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nut perfection

When someone or something is so perfect that one can ejaculate (often referred to as "nutting") in their pants from sight of this beauty.
Jesse: "Did you listen to the song I sent you"
Tony: "Yeah, it was to nut perfection"
by BakedInSyrup November 26, 2017
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Nut spread

Something you put on bread with jelly
I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off
by Cannabilistic chicken April 12, 2024
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Nut

When you jerk your johnson, choke your chicken yank your yoke, manhandle your member, stroke your string bean, and a white fluid fires out your pp and hopefully into a hot chicks cooch
by Notadicksucker July 1, 2022
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