Ural's blowjob

When prostitute gives you a terrible blowjob, but refuses to give your money back

Yesterday that whore gave me Ural's blowjob

by George Orwell210 February 19, 2021

price of a blowjob

Listen... If you thirsty enough to pay for some dick there has to be a distinctive set of 3 rules
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜

Did you hear about the new BJ pricing menu?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?

by ZeeyonX March 9, 2021

The Btown Blowhole

The Btown Blowhole is when you’re playing ping pong with a sexual partner and your paddle is essentially your asshole. You catch the ball in your asshole and poof it out like a whales blowhole and continue playing.

“Yo you tryna do the Btown Blowhole” “Yeah man let me get out my paddle ;)”

by TheBtownBlowholeMaker April 7, 2021

Hooter and the Blowjob

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.

If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?

by QuacksO May 2, 2021

Three Way Blowout

The act of Cummings, shitting, and sneezing at the same time.

I almost died last night when that girl forced me into a Three Way Blowout

by Blowout Guru August 1, 2021

The Ballinger Blowie

An activity where you have to have two people with Type 6 Autism and they each have to be men. One blows the first one’s cock with nut in their mouth and the second blows the other one’s cock with shit in their mouth.

Me and my gay best friend did the ballinger blowie

by BigStar444 August 11, 2021

The Salty Blowfish

The sexual act in which a man goes down on a woman to suck sperm from her vagina so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH"

The pornstars Jackie Cumsmore and Jimmy spits both won Golden Hole Awards for their roles in The Salty Blowfish Spits.

by Hacktheworld October 8, 2021