Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Dirty cum razor

The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor

Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor

by Lookatmetantan October 13, 2023

Pee cum

After cumming you pee. It can often be recognized by the inconsistency in the pee speed, sound, and location it lands.
It happens when there is cum in the urethra and the cum interferes with pee coming out.

In the bathroom, I could hear a guy pee cumming. That shit was nasty.

by BathroomHearer October 28, 2022

cum

1. (noun) semen; the male reproductive fluid containing sperm (male sex cell of an animal)

2. (verb) to have an orgasm.
• (male) to release semen from the male genitalia (penis).

"I'm cumming"

by DZei August 3, 2023

cum

the white stuff that comes out your pp when you rub it

i like to cum

by deeznuts6946 December 21, 2021

Cummings

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.

John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"

by DominicCummins May 25, 2020

Cum

Sticky White Substances As Well Known As Sperm Same Thing With Cum.

“AH!~ I’m gonna cum!” the female moaned as she is getting an cock rammed into her tight walls, if the male cummed inside her making a sperm/child she would be pregnant with an fetus.

by Michealbjordanlover911 November 15, 2022