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C.U.M,

The C.U.M is a global police force that you can call by using this number 6969 696 969. This is a special police line that can get any job done. The C.U.M is an important protection mental health association. It makes sure you feel good in ALL areas.

All areas meaning genitals and mouth. They also serve painting jobs. Colors only include white. Side affects may include pregnancy and STD’s. They have been widely appreciated through reviews on social media sites such as, OnlyFans, Pornhub and more. But they are known to give pleasure to everyone! Especially children.
“I recommend the C.U.M for all ages.”
What does it do?”
“I’m part of this global association! Let’s just say it gives you head!”
“Head?”
“Head…”
“The definition of the cum is a police force, pleasure association and more!

Jeremy and Felicia had 2 children.
by Blossom^^!{ June 7, 2022
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Cum Hammock

When cum from the penis is attached at the tip of their penis & also on the sexual partner.
“I pulled it out and gave her a cum hammock!”
by toiletwaterdaughter April 29, 2021
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Cum

Why are you looking this up. Go back to your school work. We all know that you are some junior high kid squealing with their friends while typeing this in. Get a life.
You should really learn how to live if you search up cum in school.
by Moon Tides March 26, 2022
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cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
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Cum cricket

A descriptive word for a child
I have 3 cum crickets that won’t sit down.
by Carameldancer May 16, 2025
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Cum

white liquid that comes out of your penis
by anonymous September 10, 2023
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Cum Jockeys

People who dick ride someone trying to gain benefit
"Look at those Jackasses defending Elon Musk on twitter like they're going to get something from it"
"What a bunch of Cum Jockeys"
by CockPeener May 31, 2021
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