maxien what do you want for dinner

Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”

Maxien what do you want for dinner?

“I DUNNOOOOOI”

by tajcoanfaodna November 23, 2021

do tea

cockney slang fo a BJ or a nosh.

I'll pop round and "do tea"

by yeah bwoi October 24, 2012

The people doing it

Half of them don't even have kids and if it's causing the school shootings that it isn't parents protecting their kids it me protecting your retard kids from both themselves and their mentally retarded parents AND ME

Hym "So you had better do something about the people doing it to me because I AM going stab the absolute shit out of those little motherfuckers and THAT'S IF YOU'RE LUCKY! And if you're UNLUCKY... I won't even have to."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are

1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”

by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019

Doing a William

"Doing a William" is falling asleep on top of the bed naked with your dick in your hand, followed by your roommate entering the room and then takes a photo.

I need my own room so I don't get caught "Doing a William"

by Definitely Not William June 2, 2021

I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022

I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.

Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025