The act of defecating on the toilet, then proceeding to stand up face the toilet, aim your member towards your black steamy melted shit and tug your member in a back in forth motion till your getting ready to ejaculate on said faeces. Then proceeding to eat it!
by KrispyCum November 28, 2025
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by drollermite86 December 5, 2025
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Jerold: Damn wish i could've tasted it.
Jerold: Damn wish i could've tasted it.
by TeethEnjoyer91 December 8, 2025
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by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025
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gas vs electric car cartoon (Ben Garrison), where the gas-car becomes “cum-car” and the electric-car becomes “piss-car” (or vice versa) — used to mock or defang the original political message.
gas vs electric car cartoon (Ben Garrison), where the gas-car becomes “cum-car” and the electric-car becomes “piss-car” (or vice versa) — used to mock or defang the original political message.
by EMD F59PHI December 10, 2025
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So I got the cum-filled mug, because Urban Dictionary asked me to. Now that I have this cumbucket mug, they're asking that I "get the broken mug" and "get the ugly mug". Where do they dig up this garbage?
by bitchuck December 15, 2025
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"Did you give her the Mark Cum?"
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by The Council of NPGs December 18, 2025
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