National Cum Day

February 24th is National cum day. Either from urself or another girl. No guys.

Yo it’s February 24th, we have to cum it’s National cum day

by Jdunzo December 7, 2024

Cum cramps

when you bust a nut really hard and its painful near your balls or in them, you can also get it from starting to masterbate but not finishing. Can be mild to severe pain levels.

bob: jesus I have the WORST cum cramps
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill

by DystopianSoren November 23, 2022

Mini Cum

When you cum over something that most others would not, may consist of a song or movie scene. Usually not as large as a normal cum.

'Oh my god this song is great, I just did a mini cum.'

by FluffyZebras September 22, 2016

cum conquistador

a legend who rode on a white sticky horse masturbating on everyone in sight

Hey rob, have you seen the Cum Conquistador?

Why yes! He nutted on carol!

by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk November 10, 2021

Cum Dumpster

Cum Dumpster is a word you call a hoe of a friend

Tattiana is such a Cum Dumpster

by Mythic_Shadow February 3, 2022

Cum

It is a white slimy thing that comes from your testicles. It makes you have baby.

It's sperm

When your the dick gets hard, you are HORNY. That means you like someone and you want to make out with her/him. And so you want to make babies... So... you have to shove your HORNY dick in the pussy to CUM in it then u have baby.

I RECOMMEND YOU TO WEAR A CONDOM THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE SEX.

by Motoharu May 11, 2022

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day is beautiful day dedicated to releasing the previous months load all up in your fellow neighbors virgin mailbox.

Hey mom! Im going to celebrate National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day, by splurging in Mrs. Osbornes mailbox ill be back!!!!

by National Neighbor Cum Day April 17, 2021