cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.

Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

cheese

cheese is baby. created by daddy Epstein. #forkyasksaquestion

Did daddy Epstein make cheese? Yes daddy Epstein made cheese. #speakingfromtheheartspencerfromiCarly

by didlydook1800 October 16, 2021

Nacho Cheese

A holy and scrumptious substance made from melting cheese

Have you had any nacho cheese today

by NachosBellGrande33 October 20, 2021

Mitchell Mac and Cheese

A special type of smoked max and cheese. Not the regular toss it together on the stove. This take hours and hours of preparation.

Hey you guys want some Mitchell Mac and cheese tonight?

by Kooter53 October 28, 2021

cheese and crackers

White people with a bad case of the dick cheese.

Bro look at them cheese and crackers!

by TRK_01 October 30, 2021

Blue cheese baja blast

When you put blue cheese on your brown rim and fart until the the blue cheese tints yellow.

We decided to make a new chip dip for the super bowl, blue cheese baja blast.

by indigo pup July 14, 2021

Cheese Platter

A situation on a man’s underwear where quantities of dried semen are on them.

“Damn dude woke up to a real cheese platter in my pants this morning”

“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”

by Cheezers July 18, 2021