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Cats

A race of highly intelligent animals that will takeover the world (some countries have already been taken).
People should learn to speak the cats language before they takeover.
by BigBillTheDuck February 20, 2022
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Cat Boy Fucker

(Noun:) A person who fucks cat boys.
Hey did you see that video of Nick Fuentes with Cat Boy Kami? They were totally making eyes. Nick Fuentes is such a cat boy fucker.
by BaileyFeckinQuinn July 9, 2021
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bouncy cat

A male ( friends with benefits) partner who is sexually bouncing from female to female.
Black males refer to other males as Cats.

Therefor they are a Bouncy Cat for jumping from female to female for sexual pleasures.
by Baesbabe2015 July 17, 2019
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Cat Father

The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.

Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader
Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.
by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2021
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Cat Cafe

Another term for a woman’s vagina.
Bob went to Lacy’s cat cafe.
by Mandysword June 3, 2022
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Cats

Tiny balls of furry fury with diseases aplenty
Friend 1: Hey dude I just got a new cat!
Friend 2: A cat!? Cats are just tiny balls of furry fury! That's why I have a dog.
by AWildGayPerson November 8, 2023
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warrior cats

The best book series ever. Written by erin hunter. Feral cats living in the woods.
Me: Have you read warrior cats
Friend: duh
Stranger: Whats that
*Shoots stranger*
by Thetntteam June 15, 2024
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