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Penis Whackers

Short Shorts on a man. When women wear it they call it coochie cutters. When guys wear short shorts it's called penis whackers.
Girl #1: "omg look at that guy's shorts!"
Girl#2: " OMG those are such penis whackers."
by xXChelseaElizabethxX December 24, 2010
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Penis

1.Noun: plural:penises, a.k.a:cock, dick, prick, shlong, THE THICKNESS(to quote Stan Smith)
The male reproductive organ where orgasms and sperm which if your not careful can get your onenightstand or significant other to transform that sperm into a weird looking seamonkey/xenomorph alien lookalike, eventually it turns into your spawn and heir to your throne and vast riches should the child proove worthy one day..but that's if your into women. If your into penis and asshole well then first off hit me up lmao;where was I oh right, then your all set but be smart, wear a condom regardless of the situation....nobody wants an STD.
2}Noun: The part of a man's body that is just the bees knees, quite beautiful occasionally, and just plain awesome, it feels amazing

When it's erect and is stroked and or inserted into a vagina(so ive been told) or a man's ass, and will eventually erupt with an entirely to short but just fuckin sweet wave of euphoria and cum(differing each time you bust a nut)then you are left hopefully in some form of post-coital bliss with a deep sense of satifaction as you catch your breath and light up a smoke...but seriously now, real talk~ whether gay or straight we've (& I mean the VAST MAJORITY of MEN) all of us mostly secretly to ourselves and kept deep deep down hidden from view of the public have thought about trying out some penis whether it's just to experiment or whatever it's not a big deal.
So yea that's my definition of The ALMIGHTY PENIS.
MALE FRIEND: "Hey Vince, would you like to come over to my place and check out and compare each other's penises?"

ME: "OH I am so down with that I just manscaped the pubes above my penis to the shape of a lightning bolt!"

MALE FRIEND/VINCENT: "No fuckin way bro, your not gonna believe this but so did I!! Get you and your penis over here like right now!!!"
by DARTH TESTICLE August 25, 2022
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penis

damn zack has a one inch wonder

damn that’s a small penis
by ..idk_lmao__ August 14, 2021
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penis

what you have none of and like sucking on
by idkwhatmynamesiss December 27, 2021
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penis

it what boy has 2 go pee pee or to have sex.
i put my penis in his butt and go pee pee.
by $4Life May 18, 2019
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Penis Farts

An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.
oh my God I just ate a JJBLT add avacado and now I am having penis farts
by Hahah Poop and Pee January 28, 2022
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Little Penis

A tiny excuse for a male organ. Makes you want to kill yourself...
A little penis will not satisfy anyone, not even yourself!
by Itty bitty bob January 14, 2020
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