billboard kid

n. the last person you would want to take a road trip with. they insist upon reading every word their eyes happen to see. usually followed by a crappy joke that noone wants to hear.

Jeff: mcdonalds, hot and juicy all day.
ooh thats what she said! hehe

Me: fuck up Jeff, youre such a billboard kid.

by dddisco January 20, 2009

kellogg's kid

When someone is spoon feed things in life and wants to act like someone they not to fit in with the gangsters around them

He's not a gangster he does tiktok dances he's a kellogg's kid

by durbanite dictionary May 2, 2024

Bad Kid

A kid that teachers use the terms dark soul, jackass, bitch, or 'bless her heart' in secret at the teacher's lounge. Usually, this kid has younger siblings that get caught in the crossfire or branded throughout school as being the bother and sister to a bad kid.

"Dana is such a bad kid! I saw that asshole picking on her brother and sister again today!"

"Bless her heart but she's a jackass!"

by KrazyKyle June 7, 2018

CMG kid

A CMG kid is the outcast of a specific FiveM (GTA Roleplay) server known as "CMG". This can differ between wanna-be hackers, that use public information scraping services such as 192.com, to dox 12 years olds as in intimidation method, preventing them from getting banned for rulebreaks. A CMG kid can also be a skid from the same FiveM server, born into wealth. They flex legal money that they are holding in crypto, while acting like it was all illegally obtained through logs/cookies such as coinbase and paypal. Aside from those two types of degenerates, the majority of CMG kids are 14 year old, silver spoon children who quite clearly force slang and act like they are on road. This is extremely cringe to listen to and unbearable in most cases. They commonly use phrases such as: "Wait til I catch you lackin" and "Long day for you bro". While at the same time, they are petrified of the skids that were stated earlier, they label them as "scary hackers". The funniest part about all of this, is that you can hear the evolution over time. CMG kids slowy transition from posh boys to one of the three specified types above, or in the worst case maybe even all three.

It's cringe as fuck when that Sphases guy hard forces his slang, definitely a CMG kid.

by qazwe1 June 8, 2022

la kid

People that pay for unrealesed music

That La Kid leak d Zoom by Uzi

by Lil Diz April 19, 2020

counter kid

A person who was born on the turn of the century, thus their age is “counted” by the current year.

“How old is Bob?”
“He’s a counter kid”
“Oh he must be 17 then”

by Magnificat December 11, 2017

try youtube kids

try youtube kids is a annoying pop up that happened because youtube was found guilty by COPPA for stealing kids data and now anything relating to cartoons or no swearing will sentence you to try youtube kids which prevents you from commenting on videos

person 1: oh wow i havent seen adventure time and avatar the last air bender in awhile let me comment on how cool this is *scrolls down* aw fuck me sideways and call me daddy i can't comment because of try youtube kids

by i eat doors March 23, 2024