Friend Probation 

Happens when a friend talks bad about another friend. Requires, not talking to that friend, leaving them out of activities or groups until they apologize.

Jason Sauer is on Friend Probation

Friend Probation by ttlemu February 1, 2010

friend 

Someone who goes to Tater Day and rides the Tilt-o-Whirl with you.

person1- "Did you see those two people get off the Tilt-o-Whirl just then ?"
person2- "Yeah, man...they must be friends. Only friends ride the Tilt-o-Whirl together."

friend by cortie March 17, 2011

Friend 

A person (usually independent and intelligent) who you leave to have a sexual codependent relationship with someone else.

The person you've known for years that goes on the back burner for your significant other.

A place holder until you find someone to sleep with.

The third wheel.

Ex 1:

Girlfriend: Hey let's go grab a bite to eat.

Boyfriend: Alright sure, lets go.

Boyfriend: You mind if I invite John?

Girlfriend: Who's that?

Boyfriend: He's just a friend of mine.

Girlfriend: Well I only made reservations for two at "insert restaurant".

Ex two: Forever alone.

Friend by watwatindahbutt May 10, 2012

friend of Ian 

A homosexual male. Usually a member of an homosexual coven formed and 'headed' by an arch-homosexual or an 'Ian'.

"That guy is wearing a scarf."
"Yeah, I think he might be a friend of Ian."

friend of Ian by Guuiiiillttteeee!! August 11, 2012

Friend 

Someone you can lean on and they can also lean on you

Bro1: Dude I feel down today
Bro2: Bro you're my friend, lean on me and when I feel down I lean on you

Friend by lkfdjeis December 5, 2013

Friend Zone 

When somebody is intent upon making someone else their friend, but that person wants absolutely nothing to do with the first person. The Person being harassed with the attempt at Friendship has been placed in the Friend Zone.

Squidward was placed in the Friend Zone by Spongebob.

Friend Zone by eighthdoctor April 26, 2014

Friendception 

Noun: to stalk or follow someones profile from withen a friend's profile. To navigate to a friend's friend profile page, or further, going to the friend of the friend of the friend of your friend's profile. This can happen especially on Instagram but also on Facebook tumblr twitter

"Omg! I'm like 10 layers deep in friendception and this guy is cute!"

"This girl I found in friendception finally friended me back."

Friendception by thebluerobot March 12, 2015