Multi-catting 

The act of petting or playing with more than one cat at a time.

I'm multi-catting with Fluffy and Tigger.

Multi-catting by Jordieno February 6, 2020

Pitching and catching 

Pitching is when you are the power top in a sexual encounter and catching is when you are taking it

So I was "pitching" to John and man was he "catching" it. Eg. Pitching and catching

Pitching and catching by Rojo125 June 23, 2019

catfish and the bottlemen 

Catfish and The Bottlemen are a British rock band, formed in Llandudno, Wales in 2007. The group consists of Van McCann, Johnny Bond, Benji Blakeway and Bob Hall.

Catfish and The Bottlemen's album "The Balcony" is class!

ASA by Catfish and The Bottlemen is a great tune. It needs to be in their next album in 2017/2018. I'm thirsty for it.

catfish and the bottlemen by Lyndsey Gunnulfsen December 25, 2016

Lancaster Catholic

A High School in Lancaster City that, despite Christian values, is actually 75% queer, 15% atheist, 10% thot, which consists of a girls basketball cult. This school, although seems fun, is actually full of JUUL fiends and a 95% illiteracy rate.

Girl: “Hey I’m moving to Lancaster Catholic next year!!”
Boy: “Damn, I always knew you were a thot.”

Lancaster Catholic by Bug Eyed Larry July 24, 2018

catch a square 

To engage in a fight. Originated from the fact that boxing rings, where fights occur, are shaped squarely.

It is just a matter of minutes before the fish in the cellblock has to prove hes bout it and catch a square.

catch a square by rafael sadiq September 22, 2005

Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it! 

A stereotypical type of sentence prank callers would use on people when calling.

Prankster: "Hey. Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!"
Police: "You know this is the 911 emergency hotline, right?"

Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it! by Svifias February 26, 2019

Cats

Depending on who you ask, they are the epitome of evil, the cutest thing alive, satan's babies, ninjas, ninja-satan-babies, those animals they don't give two cruds about, living rugs, fur with claws, claws with fur, teeth with fur and claws, teeth with claws, teeth with fur, fur with teeth, what you shouldn't step on, a catto, the stupidest things alive, the future world rulers, the things trying to kill you in your sleep, the things trying to protect you from the things trying to kill you in your sleep, aliens, carnivourous monsters, little angels, everyone's best friend, the bane of all existance, the thing that sits on you at three in the morning, or just a cat.

I am sure I have missed at least 500 other definitions of cats. Publish your own description to fill in what I missed!

First person: There were feral cats in my backyard the other day.

Second person: Satan's fur babies!?!?!?? Where!?!?!?? * pulls out crucifix *

First person: Woah, calm down. Cats aren't satan's fur babies, they're ninjas. When you look for them, they're gone......
Second person: * muttering ancient chant to ward off evil *

Cats by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018