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Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.
Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot
by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025
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Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom.

This is the line Slenderman used in the popular YouTube video "Herobrine Vs. Slenderman: Epic Rap Battles of Cancer" to instantly destroy Herobrine, ending his existence completely.
"Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom. Call me Saddam Hussein cause I'm dropping rap bombs."
by DUBSTEPUG December 17, 2023
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cum

by MARIE THE GHOsTE September 22, 2022
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the cum note

(assuming you know project sekai)
a specific note on ifuudoudou that plays during a lyric that translates to "overflowing liquid"
chronically online people avoid this note for fear of their fingers getting pregnant or something
RuiStan420: guys... i touched the cum note... im due in 9 months
by fishgaming February 25, 2024
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cum guzzling maniac

Three words, discern what each of them mean and then proceed to apprehend the term as a whole.
It's entirely possible there are cum guzzling maniacs waiting on the other side of that door.
by neizel January 23, 2025
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cum dome

Bro, you got a huge cum dome on your forehead!
by killjoy3366 October 28, 2020
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cum lasher

The guy that whips the little Chinese boys in the sweatshops, and as a result, ejaculates hard, often resulting in products being sprinkled with cum.
What’s your dream job

“I want to be a cum lasher”
by Zamburger April 19, 2024
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