Brown Butter Baptism 

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

Brown Butter Baptism by 13.9 March 21, 2022

Brown trout

When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper

Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"

Brown trout by Mountaineer007251 March 25, 2022

Brown goddamn eyes 

Brown Goddamn Eyes stands for a person that has Brown Goddamn eyes It is used as a form of communication between people using there frustration but not using any Sensitive Language but to somewhat be funny in a way, well I think.

Person 1: You Brown Goddamn Eyes, I'll get you next time.
Person 2: Oh Damn he got some Brown Goddamn Eyes, You fucking missed a shot now we can't get dinner today fucker.

Brown goddamn eyes by ErUdone March 30, 2022

Brown Masking

Wiping your butt with a facial mask and making somewhere wear it on their face afterwords (Brown Masking or A Brown Mask)

Jason gave Sam a Brown Masking after the gally.

Brown Masking by Mak19993 April 2, 2022

Brown Showe 

A Brown Shower is when you take a massive poop and don’t wipe and then use the shower water to clean your dirty ass.

John: “Dude I just did my first ever Brown Shower, it felt weird but good at the same time”

Steve: “I haven’t done one yet, about to try though”

Brown Showe by XD Mystic April 4, 2022

Brown Regency 

A type of storm similar to a supercell. A brown regency usually is a storm with multiple tornados that create a brown look to the environment, similar to what a dust storm does, but this is with tornados.

Dude, did you see that huge Brown Regency in Central Texas the other day?

Brown Regency by CardinalSun April 5, 2022

brown frequncy 

very good noise,bowl movment noise,shit music very yum

i listened to brown frequncy i wanna shart my ass off

brown frequncy by tarkzy t April 19, 2022