calm your balls

the act of calming down. it is usually said to a person who got angry very quickly over a small in important thing. it is most commonly used in places like san diego, ca or other fucking badass cities like san diego. similar to chill, relax, calm down. it is a way cooler way of saying chill your nuts kid.

-wft dude u just hit my car!
-calm your balls, i barely scratched it.

by hurkhurk February 7, 2010

crack your balls

A combination of cracking someone up (making them laugh) and busting their balls.
Meant specifically for cracking guys' balls.

Angelina: My breath smells of cock.
Brad: (laughs)

Angelina: Did I just crack your balls?

by mega.machine March 21, 2011

spag 'n balls

meaning spaghetti and meatballs

man to waiter at italian restraunt: "I would like spag 'n balls please. Extra balls on the side thanks."

by Danielle ( thanks to Seth) May 5, 2007

tripping balls

The act of making statements or assertions that are considered false by a third party. The third party will then attest that the maker of such statements is 'tripping balls'

Probably originated from reference to 'tripping balls', as used by LSD users

"That teacher has no idea what she's on about, man. She's seriously tripping balls."

by Komatoaster September 19, 2006

ball sack smash

1)the act of spinning really hard naked aim to your partners face and hit your partner in the face with your testicles

2)if you are a female you have to punch or kick your partner right in the ball sack while he is cuming or ball sack smashinig you

my ball ball sack smash in lily's face left a mark

by Raphael M, Cam J ,Doug M April 2, 2008

Magic 8-Ball

The act of using both cocaine and LSD at the same time. The effect of which is similar to an acid trip meeting a freight train, and then having pair of them then jump off a cliff.

I heard Jim shook the Magic 8-Ball the other day." "He sure did; now he thinks he has all the answers.

by PrinceMadness June 10, 2011

ball park franked

before vacation a girl is looking very skinny and attractive, yet she goes to florida and comes back plump like a christmas goose. this is very similar to a ballpark frank hot dog, that plumps up when you warm it up

boy 1: yikes...she was so hot in february...and look at her now in april, shes fat! what happened?

boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat

boy 3: that bitch ball park franked

by coolkid812 May 3, 2006