Cum on me

cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.

Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.

by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022

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cum gutter

1. a group chat where extremely offensive, racist, vulgar memes are shared.

2. a friend group of drug addicts and alcoholics in a rehab facility (aka the cool kids) who evolved into an exclusive gang after bonding over the group chat

Girl: “bro, look at this racist meme!”
Guy: “holy shit that’s hilarious, send it to cum gutter.”

Nerd: *walks over to the lunch table where cum gutter is sitting*

Girl: “sorry, cum gutter only. you can’t sit with us you fucking LOSER”

by thelittlestrawberry January 18, 2022

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cum teeth

A prostitute with surprisingly white teeth despite her whoring lifestyle and probable drug use.

Damn Fred, that slut's got stains all over and quite a stench, the only upside is the cum teeth and the low price.

by Kajed Wradt June 7, 2016

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cum

short for cumquat fruit

hey can i get a cum smoothie?

by MARIE THE GHOsTE September 22, 2022

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Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom.

This is the line Slenderman used in the popular YouTube video "Herobrine Vs. Slenderman: Epic Rap Battles of Cancer" to instantly destroy Herobrine, ending his existence completely.

"Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom. Call me Saddam Hussein cause I'm dropping rap bombs."

by DUBSTEPUG December 17, 2023

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