your mom's face

A combination when the the insults 'your face' and 'your mom' become 'your mom's face'

Obviously your mom's face is ugly, and it is hurtful of this person to bring it up.

Alex: I just saw a really ugly dog
Gary: Yeah, I bet it looked like your face!
Alex: No way man, it looked like your mom!
Gary: YOUR MOM'S FACE!!!
Alex: *runs off crying*

by AliceJones__ July 3, 2010

nigga face wop

A very dark skinned Italian that thinks and acts like he is black.

I cant believe Tony has that Tupac thug life poster in his room, hes such a nigga face wop.

by Bootypoundr November 5, 2008

Kill me in the face

It is used to reference a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and is the summation of all the feelings of anxiety, angst and anger generally taken out at people who suck at life.

Ughh, today sucks! Somebody kill me in the face!

by Muhammed and Suds July 26, 2006

443 Owned in the Face

A general term used for excessive blocks/restrictions on internet access.

The term derives from port 443, the HTTPS or "secure" port. Often times, students at schools or employees under a restrictive firewall would bypass web filters by using port 443 instead of 80 (standard HTTP). Once this caught on, administrators across the world started blocking port 443 on their restricted networks, leading to "443 owned in the face."

Jill: "Crap, I can't get to my email. But maybe if I try it through the secure port..."

*ACCESS DENIED!*

Random Guy: "443 owned in the face!"

by Dylan Evans November 14, 2006

Shoot myself in the face

When you are so frustrated or annoyed by something that you'd rather die than tolerate another minute of it.

When a loud speaking co-worker who sounds as dumb as a caveman is on phone calls all day and you can't take it anymore. You just want to put yourself out of your misery by shooting yourself in the face...

You may say something under your breath such as "For some reason, I just want to shoot myself in the face".

by Capn Caveman July 20, 2010

boob face bitch

Someone who has boobs on there face or is extremly fat

Fat guys who eats Mc. Donalds all day nd a skiny kid calls him a "Boob Face Bitch" because he is eating to much

by ryan erichsen February 19, 2009

Stole my face

To ingest LSD (or occasionally other hallucinogens) given to you by another person, usually as a gift but sometimes in exchange for other drugs.

Also, to "steal someone's face" is to give them LSD, which they generally consume on the spot.

see also "steal her face", "stole his face", "steal your face", "steal their faces", etc, etc.

"I shared my last blunt with Sally last night, and she stole my face in return"

by Dango Bill December 5, 2009