Cum

The shit that comes out of yo dick when having seggs 😱

Women- did u cum on me yet?
Men- no

by smogsbestie November 26, 2021

Cum

White sticky shit that CUMs out of your dick either when you have sex or when you've hit rock bottom in life and masturbation and food are the only things that give your brain dopamine that you use to keep yourself from commiting suicide.

Her: your cum is all over my face😩🥺

Him: yeah what about it, go make me a sandwich bitch

Her: owkay daddy

Him: don't say that shit again or ima shove a glock up your ass and fire it

by HP Lovecraft 69 August 21, 2022

Cum dumpster

Becky’s Mom

Dude I just got back from Becky’s house and her mom is totally a cum dumpster

by Ligonma July 24, 2018

Cum Thumbing

Verb

1. To merge two magazine pages together as one by means of bodily fluids.

"The fact that pages 136 & 137 were stuck together in the Hustler magazine at the sperm bank was an obvious indication that someone had been there cum thumbing it previously."

by billebllunt December 31, 2013

Cum Crunch

When the girl bites your dick off when you cum in her mouth

Damn I heard Becky gave you the cum crunch

Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.

by Daddy Mlow November 25, 2023

Hold Cum

A phrase found at 2:09 when you hold you computer upside down and you see the comments and they say nonesone on Y. Gems video.

E r eke hold cum

by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022

Cummed and Dusted

When someone cums so good they vanish into dust like when Thanos snapped

country of orign: Nigeria

Reva - Yo how was it with that girl ln
Tobi - I touched her boob and then I cummed -- it felt so good
Reva - Bro you cummed and dusted

by goon_squad February 15, 2024