Red flag

The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?

Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."

Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"

Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Red-Picker

The fucker that takes all of the red skittles that you have put in a bowl

That Sawyer is a fucking Red-Picker. He only eats the red skittles

by Pimple juice April 20, 2015

partying the red sea

The act of having sex with a women when she is on her period. This primarily involves people who are very horny and/or drunk.

Brice- "Dude, I got so stoned and was partying the red sea all night."
Noah- "Same dude. I was there. There was SOO MUCH BLOOD!"
Zoë- "Yea there was.... sorry bout that..."
Noah- *shutters*

by DinoBryan May 23, 2016

Red plague

A spread of partisan laws passed by Republicans to limit involment in democracy, spread conspiracy and divide Americans by gender, race, sex, orientation, religion or language.

The red plague spread to Houston when the city was denied FEMA funds from the State of Texas because of the cities voting preferences.

by People are Saying May 31, 2021

karen with red hair

stupid fatty underpaid doofus who takes your guzzle juice

woah, nice green liquid, oh nevermind, it was taken by karen with red hair, i hate her

by i HAD a guzzlejuice May 13, 2022

Courtesy of the red white and blue

The greatest Garth Brookes song ever

Person 1: Have you heard of the song courtesy of the red white and blue

Person 2: No
Person 1: You should listen to it it’s the best Garth Brookes song

by Fuckedup666 March 4, 2022

Red nose

I always thought a red nose was an extra enthusiastic white girl who just did coke, especially one acting like a thot

That red nose was eager to blow my shaft.

by ASAP rocky future Hendrix October 16, 2020