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ass monkey

/ăs məNGkē/

noun

1.

The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.

2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)
by Roger Thorn August 25, 2017
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smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
by Clamer September 1, 2017
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monkey

monkey
by thymonkeyman669 February 20, 2019
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Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.
I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.
by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019
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Monkey

A short brown intellectual being that commonly has a lisp and has messy brown hair.and will also put white cream on little boys
by Dinggle berry February 26, 2019
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Monkey

Just a general insult not to be taken seriously between friends or other people in a specific group.

(It can really mean whatever depending on how it is used)
Dude! How’d you already die? You’re such a monkey!
by Swoogy456 March 14, 2019
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Trash monkey

A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.
“God your such a fucking trash monkey
by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 12, 2018
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