car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.

Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.

by darkfeone March 11, 2016

cum-wuzzats

The disorientation and mental confusion one feels after a particular intense sexual session.

"huh? Um... Sorry, I just have a case of the cum-wuzzats. He was magnificent."

by Funcundo March 09, 2016

Venus Cum Traps

When you blow your load right in your ladies eyes and she has fake eyelash extensions on.

I came on my girls face last night and it landed right in the Venus Cum Traps. She was furious.

by Johnnyb907 March 07, 2024

brazillian cum ninja

A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.

Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?

Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.

Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?

by Baby_Carrot.29 December 24, 2024

cum corder

The photographic devise you store the money shots on.

I guess it’s time to break out the cum corder

by Smutt September 10, 2021

lady cum gutter

The vertical crease in the center of women's stomach. Also known as an "ab crack".

Tiffany has one hell of a lady cum gutter going on.
Yeah, she must work out.
It looks like she had an autopsy to me...

by Bilboob Shwaggins May 15, 2024

cum hattrick

Cumming in the same girl during oral, vaginal and anal sex within 24 hours.

Wow, they just completed their cum hattrick!

by Mr. Size May 04, 2024