PENIS

The thing that you piss with unless you got diarrhea

A Penis is the thing that went in your mom last night and every other night before your little french frie skinny piece of shit ass was born and then she grew a fucking penis don't believe me listen to this

your mothers got a penis

Copy and paste this name and listen.
You gave your mom a penis you fucking skank slut.

This gif is a description of your mom when she met me

by Big Black Titties September 12, 2022

ciaran's penis

Ciarans penis is used to describe someone's penis which is so utterly small, he cannot get any women due to the absolute miniscule size of his chode

"Man my chode is half an inch in length"

"Still bigger than ciaran's penis atleast"

by Rocks fur brains October 24, 2022

Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis

A very very very very small penis

Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.

by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022

your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

penis

a big long thing, and sadly sometimes short.

better without a hood.

michael jackson has a 23 inch penis.

by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022

Penis

A long thing on a boys butt that’s super fun to suck on and stick up your vagina.

It’s so satisfying to see how far up your vagina you can stick a penis

I suck my boyfriends penis cause it a foot long and I also put it in my vagina cause it’s so long and I can deep throat and it goes so far up my fucking vagina

by SexyPenisSucker November 4, 2022

Penis

A body part from a guy 12-13 year old morons use for comedy.

Idiot 12 year old: Penis.

Other idiot 12 year old: *w h e e z e* You're so funny Harold

by Himynameisjo November 7, 2022