Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 13, 2020

lemon taki guacamole nigga penis

real nigga penis gauc gulp gauc gauc

damn sorry for your loss
lemon taki guacamole nigga penis

by daddy whigger February 13, 2024

Over-Penis

Over-Dick

When "GamingWithJen" finally shows her dark side to the disgusted and shocked children and she says: "Over-Penis"

by AdamLaughsLololol February 18, 2019

Penis tip of Canada

Where Toronto and the surrounding areas are, includes Ottawa and Montreal.

"i live in Toronto!"
"you live in the Penis tip of Canada?"

by Freecorn1854 August 04, 2023

penis balls in my vagina

when an awesome epic wiener is inserted directly into a warm wet slimy puss, it then grows balls.

guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”

by p3nIs balls May 16, 2021

Lesbian Penis

A lesbian’s fingers

My girlfriend used her Lesbian Penis on me

by Obeth July 11, 2022

Penis Chair

A penis in the shape of a chair

This girl totally porked a penis chair

by Andreapepe April 25, 2018