Lady Penis

What happens when a lady takes testosterone.
by Lady penis lover February 18, 2022
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Penis Tingle

A phenomenon one gets when a stock contained in the Zack Morris Index begins to climb as stated by @MrZackMorris himself. One does not have to see it happening to experience the Tingle.
I experienced a penis tingle when $STRN went to $15 today. I stopped working out and checked my account to find that my balance had doubled. Zack called it yet again.
by Skank_Bacon January 06, 2022
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A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.
"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"
by joe biren gives birth July 05, 2023
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Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others
Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately
by VertigoTiger June 06, 2022
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Quartic Penis

“My Quartic Penis is similar to one of this fucking Hanukkah candles.
by Ballsohard69 March 21, 2020
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Wiener Penis

Wiener penis or “wean pean” is an expression similar to god damnit. It can also be used to describe someone who is being difficult or a pain in the ass.
Matt is such a wiener penis sometimes.

Ahh wiener penis!
Stop being a wean pean Nate!
by ToxicRandomness April 01, 2025
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