Monkey Arms

What happens to your arms when you are continually patting yourself on your back...

John had monkey arms after he finished his project.

by scooter133 June 15, 2016

The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 6, 2016

Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018

monkey cute

cute like a monkey

and im not talking bout the actually cute ones

hellen:hey mildred

mildred:hey
hellen:oh it that your baby
mildred oh yeah mhm say hi baby
baby: gahhh*vomits*
hellen: awww sooo monkey cute

by blueparis1012 March 20, 2019

Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 3, 2021

Artic Monkey

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)

I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.

Get that artic monkey off my lawn

by Articmonkeyballz June 9, 2024

[monkey plugger]

a person who only fornicates black people

dude my manager is such a monkey plugger he only hits on black chicks

by professor anthony hidalgo August 11, 2008