Jan Juc Juicer

One is to collect a vile of a males semon, as said male lays down flat and the penis milked like that of a cow, the semen is then added to a juice of the juicers choice to then be consumed by whomever it may apeall

Yeah, last night I gave terry a Jan Juc juicer , he loved it, said it tasted wonderful

by The JJ Juicer March 6, 2026

Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

world famous award winning juicy moist burgers

A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!

Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!

by Moistmeat February 11, 2025

The Norwegian Juicer

When you put your balls in a juice squeezer until they are on the verge of bursting testicle matter all over the room. This usually results in a purple and painful but pleasureful sensation.

Babe, I think my balls are finally recovered to do The Norwegian Juicer again!

by Ghost of the Goon March 18, 2025

Airport Jungle Juice

The liquid from the reservoir in the liquid dump before TSA in American airports.

“That airport jungle juice made me hear colours last night.”

by ._etheria_. March 27, 2025

happy brain worm juice

a substitute word for dopamine.

Person 1: seeing people in pain is my happy brain worm juice
Person 2: .... W H A T?

by LeeKnowsLeftShoe May 5, 2025

Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice

Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice refers to the act performed by two or more gay men. Hot wax is poured over one of the participants' hands and allowed to cool until the wax hardens to a consistency that will allow the wax to work as a lubricant during an anal fisting session. The idea behind this is that the residual heat from the wax will bear "anal juice" thus completing the Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice.

The act was first noted in a blog entry in May 2025 on blogger.com

Bruce suggested to Gene that they perform the wax knuckle bearing juice maneuver on Jason.

by AsianMassageParlorAddict June 17, 2025