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the cum father

The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.
male: *praying* oh dear the cum father, please let me cum during sex with my step sister.
by G.L.B's Channel December 2, 2022
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Cum pong

When you hit a cumshot in someone’s hole
“Josh won the cum pong competition so he got 5 more minutes in heaven
by CumChaser999998 April 14, 2019
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Cum jar

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise
Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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Berries and Cum

berries and cum is a ritual when someone with mommy issues masturbates with berries and does the little lad dance when they jizz.
"yesterday was so much fun, i went to the water park!"

"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."
by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021
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cum

I love cum it is so tasty!
by Raylan29 October 11, 2022
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cum scoot

The action of a liquidy lady who needs to expel her juices fast, often leaving behind a snail trail.
Woman: He made me so horny that I gotta go cum scoot!
by Fat pusty October 14, 2022
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cum

cum
cum
by Snaukball January 27, 2022
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