the cum father

The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.

male: *praying* oh dear the cum father, please let me cum during sex with my step sister.

by G.L.B's Channel December 2, 2022

Cum pong

“Josh won the cum pong competition so he got 5 more minutes in heaven”

by CumChaser999998 April 14, 2019

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise

Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police

berries and cum is a ritual when someone with mommy issues masturbates with berries and does the little lad dance when they jizz.

"yesterday was so much fun, i went to the water park!"

"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."

by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021

by Raylan29 October 11, 2022

The action of a liquidy lady who needs to expel her juices fast, often leaving behind a snail trail.

Woman: He made me so horny that I gotta go cum scoot!

by Fat pusty October 14, 2022

by Snaukball January 27, 2022