Coon Time

A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing

Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”

by ProfessorsAccount February 8, 2022

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

Medieval times

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism

The medieval times sucked man

by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022

Morbin time

To cum and piss on a girls face and yell get “morbed on” as loud as you can.

“I took Simona out to see that movie morbius last night, we went back to my place and I went hardline morbin time on her. She swallowed all of my 567 morbillion kids.

by OhioCumdrummer June 5, 2022

Funny Fun Time

That one is the me when the in the cool of the fun in the hahahahahahahhaha.

is the in the of is no Funny Fun Time!

by the real cuphead April 6, 2022

Deem Time

The time to fuck shit up. The energy is unmatched and the vibes are immaculate. Nobody is safe and any idea is a good one. If you land a girl on deem time, always feel free to bump her rating up by a gentleman’s 2.

Damn, this guy is a menace to society. He must be on deem time.

by Mr.Time69 August 8, 2022

jale time

A period in da clink dat you hafta serve for abusing a substance of some kind. In America it refers to illegal drugs, but in da U.K. it could mean simply dat you tossed back too many tall frothies (i.e., pints of "ale") at da local pub.

Andy Capp occasionally has to do jale time for staggering about on his way home after having had Jackie re-fill his tankard too often.

by QuacksO January 27, 2023