Cat

A cat is a domestic animal that typically has ears and a tail. It is just a cat.

Person 1: What breed is your dog?
Person 2: My dog is an Australian Shepherd. What breed is your cat?
Person 1: orange.

by Littlelongdresson December 31, 2022

Cat Valentine

The act of pushing a bunch of useless hoes into a wall created by rock tomb using blizzard and x-scissor, resulting in instant and permanent death.

Everyone's on their way to the Zap pit, now's our chance to cat valentine their flop asses!

by CrussyBussy May 29, 2022

Caca cat

Literally a cat made out of shit what did you expect bro

Guy: hey wanna see my cat?

Guy 2: hell nah you got a caca cat

by Stepsisterisstuckagain March 13, 2021

XL Bully Cat

A Breed Of Cat Between Sphinx Cat And Munchkin Cat That Breeds In 2024 By American Breeder

John : mom, can we get a cat?
Mom : yes son, what breed did you want?
John : XL Bully Cat.
Mom : shut the fuck up you little Johnny

by Naufalicious November 30, 2024

Cat

A penis after thorough erection.

My cat was bobbing wildly.

by kumquatloverilluminati December 8, 2016

cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.

Please pay your cat tax.

by 1314tea March 24, 2025

Indoor Cat Syndrome

The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.

This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.

by indoorcatsyndrome July 24, 2017