I like pasta 

Another way of saying that you are very gay

I like pasta, because guys are always on my mind.

I like pasta by Stoogie July 19, 2021

Hung like a crackhead 

Someone that has a MASSIVE cock, like over 2 inches, preferably uncut

Mike: Marvin is hung like a crackhead, on Jah.

Nathaniel: Real shit

Hung like a crackhead by Nhazul July 22, 2021

Taste like hotel carpet 

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.

Taste Like old Hotel Carpet

Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.

Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮

Taste like hotel carpet by Logical thinker. July 23, 2021

Durst-like 

Having the traits of Fred Durst.

He pissed all over the toilet seat in a Durst-like fashion.

Durst-like by Sereday August 4, 2021

felt like butter 

Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.

Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.

The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.

"That snatch felt like butter"

"That 360 no scope felt like butter"

"That muscle up felt like butter"

felt like butter by citizenkane06 August 6, 2021

Sex like real 

A word commonly seen in pornographic video game advertisements, in an attempt to convince the viewer that the sex in the game is realistic

Ad: “This game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips

Sex like real by Plehy August 18, 2021

Sex like real 

A phrase commonly said in pornographic advertisements in a attempt to convince the viewer that their service (normally a video game) has realistic sex scenes

Ad: “our game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips

Sex like real by Plehy August 18, 2021