Dick Devos

1. Someone who had a Hospital dedicated to him in Grand Rapids, MI.

2. A excuse to say dick without your mom smacking you in the face.

Definition 1 example:

Hay, you have money! We'll dedicate this building to you!!
(That's the westside for you)

Definition 2 example:

Friend 2: Big Boss (from MGS series games) sucks ass!

Friend 1: Fuck you bitch! Big Boss pawns Solid Snake, with his fake clone ass! It just dont get better then the real deal bitch!

Friend 2: Please, thats why they cloned Big Boss, he wasn't cool enough!

Friend 1 mom: (Walks in)

Friend 1: Uhh, quit being a Dick Devos! (whispers to friend 2....biiitttchhhh!)

Friend 1 mom: What did you say, Dick Devos? Oh, I had some good times with him in the back of that 69' charger (drools, then walk's out and goes in the bathroom)

Friend 1: Now, let's get this straight, Solid Snake sucks ass OK, they call him solid snake because that's what he sucks!

Friend 2: I saw you pull that Dick Devos!

by majorhawke June 28, 2011

Dick Heavy

When a woman or man is full of dick.

J.D. is such a ho, she was beggin to get dick heavy!

by banyanboy123 August 24, 2011

Dick Manicure

Having a dick manicure: being circumcised.

"Hey, are you circumcised?"
"Yeah man, I got my dick manicure when I was born."

by ohwoahyeahliketotally September 25, 2011

Dick-Joust

Used to settle domestic disputes between male roommates wherein both parties disrobe and achieve erections. Once fully aroused, both parties will slowly walk towards one another. The first party to be touched by the opposing party's erect penis loses the aforementioned dispute.

M- "You're buying beer tonight."

C- "I bought beer last night, asshole!"
M- "Dick-Joust."

by brokenrecord September 25, 2011

dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.

Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011

Tren Dick

Tren Dick is when you have extreme libido from trenbolone that often does not go away after ejaculation. Which results in longer sexual intercourses. (Erectile dysfunction can occur from tren if user does not get prolactin under control.)

"That tren dick was something else."

by SchizoTrenUser August 3, 2023

Dick pump

What you call a pet horse

Alex pets horse named dick pump
Shouts pump it

by İlovethebarman October 19, 2019