[Jahovas Witness]

The sexiest people ever, that come to your house. They wear white robes, and carry spears. They take children away from their families. <3

The Jahovas Witness's are going to stick a spear through your throat and smother you in their white robes.

by JAHOVASWITNESS=LIFE January 31, 2009

Jehovah Witness

verb - The act of achieving orgasm so hard that you actually see the face of God.

Man, that bitch from the Kingdom Hall and I went out last night, you know the one, the Elder's daughter? Yeah, well she was sucking my dick so hard and she jammed her finger in my ass. Well, I Jehovah Witnessed right in her mouth! I thought I died and went to heaven cuz God was right there. We goin' out again tomorrow.

by Nelson Birdwell June 20, 2010

marisa jaret winokur

Proof that you don't have to be able to sing to make it big on Broadway.

"I can hear the bells... well don't ya hear them chime?"

by Janet Weiss August 26, 2005

No Show Without Punch

The response to a listener, who on hearing a story feels that they must interject with a similar comment, or an inference that they are also subjected to a similar environmental variable. Usually this will be more intense the original commentator. The meaning originates from the Punch and Judy shows which have their root in 16th-century Italian commedia dell'arte. The reference being that without the responder, the show cannot go on.

'Oh my god, I had a power cut last night. I tripped and stubbed my toe'. 'Well, we had a power cut and I fell and broke my collarbone.' 'Really, well I suppose there is no show without punch'

OR

'I have a sore throat'. 'Well, i have a sore throat AND I've gone blind.' 'Well, there is no show without punch'

by Garfunkal January 13, 2010

Witton Chou

a sex machine that looks like a fish

Oh baby, your such a witton! Get over here mmMHH!

by Witton Chou March 5, 2003

Witou

A South African term for a white male, wit is white in afrikaans, and ou is guy in afrikaans. Like the white version of charou

I work with a witou and a charou.

by supergeesh September 7, 2011

Wino

A person who drinks excessive amounts of cheap alcohol, often wine, and often in inappropriate situations

"Did you hear about Nick at passover dinner last night? He got smashed off wine and tried to sell all the old folks knives while he had red wine stains all down his shirt."

"What a wino."

by GrantScoggins April 16, 2014