Dump read

The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.

by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013

Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.

“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”

by Omg Rebecca September 16, 2019

If you are reading this your gay as fuck

lol

If you are reading this your gay as fuck

by semen eater 43 March 30, 2022

Reading water drinker

A person to drinks water and looks at books

When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library

by gr00vyspam September 07, 2022

fast read

A person whose true motives and agenda are quickly recognized.

Dispite her efforts to appear victimized, everyone knew she was just jealous. She was a fast read.

by jakaha January 02, 2009

Reading

What you're doing right now

Me: Hey, you should stop reading. Go touch some grass instead.

by ansgarz5 May 13, 2022

Reading

An introvert's sad excuse for life.

Tom: Hi Bianca!
Bianca: .........
Tom: Are you doing anything after school?
Bianca: Reading.
Tom: Oh.

(Tom walks off.)

by Cavetown fan 🤟 October 04, 2020