vagina wagon

An affectionate term coined by me and my mates to refer to my lime green VW type 2 hippy van. Used for cruising around with your girl and getting laid in.

I took the vagina wagon out for a spin last night...

by Shroomfield June 12, 2008

war wagon

A vehicle, usually a van that has a engine that is suped up to run as fast and have as much horsepower a possible. And is armor plated with heavy machine guns mounted in and/or on it and is sometimes armed with bazooks ect. so that it can be used to rob banks and/or kidnap women ect. and to excape from and fight police.

We got us a war wagon.

by Judge dredd7 October 2, 2011

Mama's hoopty wagon

A vehicle of poor condition that teenagers use which usually belongs to their mom.

"Dude, that chick's car sucks."
"Yeah, she thinks shes all cool sporting her mama's hoopty wagon"

by D-Lo May 13, 2005

Big Monkey Wagon

Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.

He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Big Monkey Wagon.

by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

kaffir wagon

The equivalent of a 'paddy wagon' substituting the worthlessness of a kaffir for the awesomeness of an Irishman.

In this day and age, kaffirs fill up these 'paddy wagons' left and right.

-Dude run, the paddy wagon is coming.

-What the fuck is a paddy wagon? Oh you mean the kaffir wagon?

by Uncle Choad December 9, 2008

wagondance

A police term used to describe subduing a person violently resisting arrest. Once the chump is placed in the paddy wagon, away from public view, officers will utilize “compliance by pain” holds that do not leave any marks or bruising. Usually, this involves pinching arterial vessels where nerve endings are prevalent, ie., inner bicep near shoulder and the neck area. “Dance” refers to the fact this always occurs with two or more officers, two holding the suspect (chump), the third applying the pressure holds

Copper: "Were gonna dance with this muthafucka once we get him the wagon".

by Melvin Purvis July 3, 2005

Wagon across the Walrus

1-An idiom used to describe someone tarrying along for a long time.

2-Gordon Freeman's expedition through Combine-Earth, who just sorta ran for days and days, thinking he'd be safe in one place just to land in another. Also, one of his lost adventures involves him throwing a wagon at a zawlrus (zombie walrus).

1-
*Guy 2 shuffles through a toolbox for no apparent reason*

Guy 1: Hey, man, STOP WAGON ACROSS THE WALRUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO WAG ACROSS A WALRUS? NINETY!

2-
"Good god, Freeman. You've been wagon across the walrus since like, 1902. And it's only like, 2552 now." -Wallace Breen

by Holygiant December 7, 2009