The Ultimate Douchebag

Someone who says stupid shit online and then proceeds to beg for money as if they didn’t just piss off a bunch of people

She said she hates men and then she plugged her OnlyFans. She is The Ultimate Douchebag

by DR@90N May 28, 2020

Ultimate Dispossession

Loss of life coupled with a total loss or surrender of property

Last evening my grandfather experienced the ultimate dispossession, death.

by Newburyport Lawyer October 18, 2023

ultimate air

An awesome place in different states. An indoor trampoline park that is fuckin awesome.

Let’s go to Ultimate Air. “ Hell yeah!!”

by TheAwesomeKid21 April 1, 2018

The Ultimate Punisher

The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.

Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."

by the_toe_lover69 February 10, 2022

ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.

OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!

by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer November 18, 2015

ultimate laziness

the feeling of being so tired that you can't even eat junk food.

Wow, Mark, you must be feeling ultimate laziness if you don't even want that bag of sour gummy worms.

by xephyrlyric March 13, 2011

Ultimate Snugit

Snugit is done during heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position when the femle moves her legs to in between the male's legs to tighten the vagina on the penis.
Ultimate Snugit is when the female next crosses her legs to make the fit on the penis even tighter.

When she went to Ultimate Snugit I blew my load.

by hanyack April 11, 2010