Tatey Masher Torture Tool

A device that is used when people need to go to the toilet either for a shit or a piss and u dont let them, u take the tatey masher and stab their belly causing them to do their business there and then.
Great Party Trick :D

Someone tells u they need the toliet, u ascort them to the tatey masher torture tool and stab them unexpectedly!

by Asterix September 30, 2005

Tooled

To be armed with a firearm of any kind.

Police Briefing: We suspect the building contains crack so they'll be tooled. Be careful.

by JBF April 10, 2005

thool

tamil slang for drug

dyamn dat thool is safeeee

by K1Unit December 4, 2004

Tool Room

the shop for shitbag marines, suck ass imrl managers, and lazy hazmat cordinators. Also known ass the most skate shop in the Marine Corps where Female SNCO's make their marines hate their life.

Marine 1: dude im so glad I'm Not in tool room.
Marine2: i know that shop is full of shitbags and lazy asses, and their SSgt is a Straight Bitch

by MR.REG February 19, 2009

tool

a dick, or otherwise a phallis. a word for someone who is being an ass or a penis.

That man walking down the street with the mullet and really ugly cowboy boots really looks like a tool, just like your mom.

by Terms September 13, 2005

tool

a person who wears only "branded" or "labelled" clothing and thinks that it makes them cooler than others.
a person who tries hard to impress other people
a person who tries hard to copy celebrity style

Kate: Did you see what Kristy was wearing at the party? She totally copied Lindsay Lohan.
Amy: Yeah. She is a tool

by b3c September 2, 2005

Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and an adjustable wrench (also called a Mexican socket wrench. With these tools, an Okie can repair most malfunctions on his pickup truck.

Lennie Jim carries his Okie tool kit under the seat of his Jimmy pickup truck.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005