twatso

A woman who is extremely obese.

At the beach I saw a lot of fat girls, and a lot of obese women. One of the women was a real twatso. She must have weighed 350 pounds.

by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011

twazzerk

A person who is a twat and a wazzerk at the same time, thats how bad it is man

"Fcuking hell. Ashley and Finch are a right bunch of twazzerks"

by cumstain56 December 5, 2011

twat pole

A pole dancers pole

"man i love it when the strippers get up on the twat pole"

by grunter1989 December 11, 2011

twat wig

1~ an actual wig for a twat. for anyone who actually wants twat hair but cannot grow it due to alopecia ect

2~ A name for someone whos always around pussy but never penetrates it

David you always hang round with all the bitches and never fuck any of them you twat wig

by Dazatron December 30, 2011

Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.

You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.

by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012

twat oil

A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.

Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!

by pan man November 13, 2013

twatulence

Monopolising conversations with stuff that you think is clever, only to make yourself look more of a fool than sophisticate.

at first sight he looked quite the man about town, but his constant twatulence (or twatulent conversation), revealed a far less cultured man.

by Karodan November 19, 2013