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trumpet

Refers to games that have too much water.
"Do you like trumpets?"
"Eww no."
"How is that even humanly possible?"
by Benas-545 September 28, 2017
mugGet the trumpetmug.

canadian trumpet

a long fart that starts as a soft high pitch squeak, then changes to a hard mid pitch to finish
Alexis did you just play the Canadian Trumpet?
by Str8offDATteet January 16, 2018
mugGet the canadian trumpetmug.

Trumpet

Derived from “Trump’s-puppet.” A Trump supporter who never forms their own original thoughts/opinions and blindly follows Trump because he’s entertaining and uses strong rhetoric.
Yeah he’s impossible to debate, he’s just a Trumpet.”
by Tagtart July 10, 2020
mugGet the Trumpetmug.

nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption
I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet
by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024
mugGet the nut trumpetmug.

Skeleton Trumpet

A "Skeleton Trumpet" is when a Skeleton plays a trumpet but its not like a "Skeleton Trombone".
Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trumpet"!
by Fixitfrost59 April 7, 2023
mugGet the Skeleton Trumpetmug.

Texas trumpet

The act of fingering another anus while cupping the balls with the same hand and concurrently sucking the penis.
Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.
by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024
mugGet the Texas trumpetmug.

Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.
I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.
by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020
mugGet the Trumpet Blastedmug.

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