Trumpet

A instrument that cannot beat the Trombone which was made to replace it. One of the worst instruments

I hate the trumpet

by jobug0228 June 07, 2022

Trumpet

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet

Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Trumpets

Sucking dick

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll

by Tronnastyll May 30, 2019

trumpet

The annoying-high pitched brass trash

The trumpets failed that note.

by Friesians101 December 13, 2016

Trumpet

Slang term for "Telephone"

I need a new trumpet this one's broke

by Meddler101 July 08, 2018

Trumpet

A Trump supporter.

Adam: Hey did you hear Karen was a trumpet?
Jonathan: ...What?

by SunnyHybrid January 09, 2021

Trumpet

The best instrument of all creating ever. Everyone who is a trumpet player has the most ego and is horny as hecc. All of us HATE the woodwinds, saxophones most of all.

Saxophones: Oh hey how are y-
Trumpets: LALALALA SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE AND DIE

by TrumpetsAreBetter February 08, 2020