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Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day

The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th
Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!
by PrestyPoo November 13, 2012
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Steaks

Someone who looks like they’d eat lots of steaks
Stewie Dewie: I just loooove steaks
by Lewie stewie dewie July 11, 2022
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Steak Face

Opposite of a jerky face

Steak is the best kind of meat, best compliment you can receive. Being a fantastic person.
You’re so lucky he is such a great boyfriend

I know! He’s a total Steak Face”
by trucksmagee December 11, 2019
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Flow Of The Steak

Flow of the steak is the new term for lit.
Jensen: Damn Misha this party is só flow of the steak

Misha: Damn right
by Lil’Twiggle April 14, 2018
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Ponderosa Steak

The markings left on the vulva when a girl removes her fishnet stockings.
Those fishnets left your beef curtains looking like a Ponderosa steak.
by djp1337 November 27, 2023
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Steak

A really attractive girl that makes you forget about other girls.
"How are things with Lola?"
"Over. I realized she was a veggie burger and decided to find myself a steak!"
by blondegarlic December 15, 2016
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STEAK A LA GRANGE

A steak that's been succulently beaten, and tastfully urinated on. Sprinkled with salt, this is considered to be a disgusting snack for sickos in the East coast of the Apple Country down yonder in the lands of yore. Congrats to all steak a la grand entrepreneurs, collect 200 dollars but do not pass go.
Wow... steak a la grange! I wonder who it was that drained their organ onto this slab of meat?
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