Evan san

A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.

Player 1: omg this kid is so good!

Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!

by John Wock April 12, 2022

Blue Evans

When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy

I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

by Karmasutra69 August 30, 2021

Blue Evans

When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy

Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021

Leighton Evans

Leighton Evans is a epic beast at gaming and can crank mad 90's on anyone, he is the alpha fortnite player when put up against anyone.

Leighton Evans, your such an epic gamer! Please play duos with me your so cool!

by slimeyboy69 November 4, 2019

evan manning

A young camp boy who loves to play around when no ones looking. He is always relaxed in a slouch position. But if you happen to give him a push he will get fast.

Oh boy isnt he just a Evan Manning

by Fartboy720 January 30, 2017

evan gomez

Evan Gomez may not be the smartest or the tallest, but he is definely a ladies man. He is very good looking and will always have hoes and money.

Evan Gomez is very cute and pulls of all the girls

by Kaine May 20, 2018

ricky evans

A man from north carolina with a dick bigger than the equator. Rumor has it he use to jump off tables with his dick tucked between his legs.

Damn that dude is hot af, reminds me of ricky evans.

by JRE617 April 29, 2021