All the dong placenta 

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis

Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor

All the dong placenta by Shadmyre February 14, 2020

Romancing The Donut 

To have penile/vaginal intercourse

"Yo, what's up dawg! I hear you and Vi been hanging out, yo?!"
"Yeah, we been cold chillin'."
"You been romancing the donut?"
"Hell yeah! Her pus is chronic, bro."

Romancing The Donut by shackofghosts January 1, 2022

Busted in the Donut

When your girl is hot AF and you try to roll the condom on and bust a nut the second it touches your head.

She was so hot, I hit the foreplay bar too hard last night and when I opened up the meat/skeet wrapper, I unloaded nut before I could roll it on. :( I totally busted in the donut!

Busted in the Donut by saucr April 6, 2019

The Donald Duck 

When two gay guys rub their nutsacks together.

"Last night, we did the donald duck, and we loved it.

The Donald Duck by Andrew Trivett January 14, 2008

glazing the donut 

just simoning on that shit so that the customers will like it and it gives a nice shiny coating.

customer "nice donuts man! super duper!"
Asian guy selling it "yes uh glazing the donut was with simon! My simon!"

glazing the donut by asian hawk April 21, 2020

the dong 

australian colloquialism for Wodonga, Victoria

"it's friday night in the dong"

the dong by 87309963 December 14, 2008

The Donkey

A short story by Guy De Maupassant where two men slaughter a donkey and then con another man into buying it.

But the donkey, tired out, had stopped and with a bewildered look, watched his murderes approach.

The Donkey by Natureboy3 April 8, 2010