C Hair

A highly accurate unit of measure that also refers to body hair that grows in a certain region of the female anatomy.

Damn, Steve - That's too bad. You only missed that putt by a fucking C Hair!! Good effort though.

by PattyMac78 November 4, 2009

Five C’s

Color, Cut, Clarity, Carat, and the Cunt you buy it for.

Your girl’s gonna love that ring. You got all Five c’s bro! Especially the last one.

by Discoinsterno January 2, 2019

c-hammer

abbreviated form of "cunt hammer"; a woman whose bitchiness transcends all other definable bounds.

Cersei Lannister is a Grade A c-hammer.

by Clyde Daniels January 20, 2013

b's and c's

bloods and crips

a pointless conflict

...b's up, c's down g up in b town

yall idiots is actin' like b's and c's

by DangerousZANE June 11, 2006

C-R

A story that could be true, but the person telling it could obviously not have accomplished the said task.

There's no way that he could have jumped from a moving jeep and combat rolled down the road at 30 mph... he can't even do a pullup! That's a total C-R.

by Jethro February 21, 2005

C 187

Gangs use this term when about to do a murder

Yo Dawg lets pull out that 187 on that nigga Frank

by Kyle R September 19, 2003

Crack a C

When one cracks a C, they are opening a canned soda. It refers to the "crack" sound made by the can. Pretty funny. C stands for Cola too, incase you're wondering.

Joey: Im tired, better crack a C
Kyle: OMG, this kid just cracked a C at 5:00 A.M.
Will: OMG, 5 AM C's are a bad idea.
Joey: Josh cracks C's all the time, he doesn't sleep.

by Joey Temprile March 18, 2006