Phat-Phil

Extreamly fat, but lovable person.

Yo! Sup Phat-Phil! I love you!

I love your poofy cheeks fatty!

by Jeff Dunn April 7, 2005

phil colins

To grab someones neck with one hand while simultaneously forcing the fist of the other hand in to thier anus.

He hasn't been able to walk straight since i gave him that Phil Colins!

by Mufflon July 10, 2014

phil gribble

The Phil Gribble is the art of pinning a girl up against the wall in a physically aggressive manor just like Phil Mitchell on Eastenders. You then Proceed to go down on her fast and 'shirley' making sure that you eat all the mess running down her legs whether that be estrogen or shit from the sexual torture. A girl WHo has been phil Gribbled right will be physically Impaired for at least 2 hours.

Did you see Raymond Phil Gribble stacey last night?
Yeah she had to crawl out of the bedroom, she left a trail of body fluids behind her

by Therealistmotherfuckeralive December 31, 2015

wet phil

The act of licking your entire palm into a nice frothy lather then smearing it on an unsuspecting friends face.

Oh man, she totally just got a Wet Phil from that guy.

by Hourswillgetyou February 28, 2016

Phil

A guy with a great personality, has a long cock, makes you laugh so hard that you pee your pants a lil, can get annoying at times, but is the loyalist guy you will ever meet,he is a guy who will always be there for you no matter what happens.

“Is that Phil over there damn he look good today, do you see his dick print girl it so big”

by Eralest November 24, 2018

Julius Caesar and Phil Swift

Think about it. Two of the greatest men to have ever walked the face of the earth. Nothing can stop this dynamic duo. They will make the world hype again. They can destroy PewDiePie's meme review!!!

Julius Caesar and Phil Swift are hype lords.

by He who sends it October 10, 2018

Phil

A dad. Most likely divorced with seven or more children. You can find him on the golf course or behind a poker table. Tells dad jokes like no other and has all the best dance moves. Has his own catchphrase: “fuck me right.” He spends a lot of time watching sports in his recliner. Will spend hours teaching his kids about self defense and boat motors. Wears dad hats and always has to be in charge, especially while driving. Probably has a red bull addiction from lack of sleep. Tends to attract more deer than women.

“That guy over there has a real nice golf swing!”
“Yeah he’s a real Phil!”

by Jalyssa October 22, 2018