crowded bus

When a bunch of smelly old hobos take turns peeing into your butthole while arguing about hai a lai and the smiths second album.

Robert couldn't watch the youtube video because he was getting a crowded bus on a crowded bus.

by gigigi May 27, 2016

shuttle bus

When the middle person in a spit roast provides the necessary motion or is jostled back and forward.
Also an ozbargain inside joke.

Is this a free shuttle bus or a free “shuttle bus”?

by Peter Peterson Petersen September 01, 2018

Bus Nazi

That one old lady who always tells you to park your car somewhere else because the bus is going to park there, even though you're fifty meters away from said spot.

Adam: Hey John, what is that old lady doing there?

John: Ahh shit park somewhere else! She's the bus nazi

Adam: The what?

John: THE BUS NAZI!

by TheNicknameClub February 25, 2017

Lads on a bus

A group of absolute mad lads and roadmen who constantly want to beat the shit out of everything. They tend to act like they own the bus and love to talk about shagging. They are not the type of people you would want to mess with.

Person 1: Wow, those scary people look like they own the bus!

Person 2: Yeah, they're Lads on a bus.

by Mad Laddo December 19, 2019

bust and bus

When you ejaculate and catch a bus shortly after

Cindy: "Ooh! He's a cutie"
Samantha: "Nuh uh, he looks like the type to bust and bus"

by Paulismycrackdaddy October 19, 2019

Ninja Bus

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.

It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.

by Uncle Dunkle March 03, 2018

hack bus

1: A very large carriage, motorcar, or other 4 wheel vehicle, capable of carrying more than 8 people.

Derived from hack --> carriage + Bus. Circa 1946, US.

2: The firing of a new writer.
Doroth Parker: "Go take the hack bus but don't bus my papers."

3: A server hub for maliscious programming.

Walton wanted to show us his country estate, so we jumped in his hack bus, but the fool suffered from so much HUMAS that he couldn't remember exactly where his mansion was.

by Nco November 24, 2003