Angry massage

When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.

Wife to girlfriend: Dean must be mad, he gave me an angry massage last night.

by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023

angry boy

bakugou

"you try anything funny and I'll blow your ass up so bad that they would be piecing you back together for weeks!"

bakugou is a really angry boy

by round face May 22, 2020

Angry nigerian

Its when you show both your hands up her ass and the get as much shit as you can and just rub it all over her body while she is tied to the bed and after that you run out of the house and steal all her bananas.

oh no dont do the angry nigerian again step bro, my dad while do the angry papa again

by angry nigerian March 9, 2020

Angry Catfish

A sex position/act where you get catfished, but go along with it. Then pin the catfisher in a tub full of water while fucking them in the ass, and yell, "I've got a big one here!" It's best if you also have a beer and yell your fishing buddies name.

Thank god for the Angry Catfish. That one night stand would have been a bust without it!

by qTay June 11, 2020

Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn on the computer and it stops working, so you grab a tampon and ram it up your arse

"Man last night, it wouldn't load and I just pulled angry Aaron"
"Aaron what the fuck man that's clapped"

by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

Angry Swede

Also known as Linkness. An Angry Swede is someone who is from Sweden and gets angry at little things, like being called an Angry Swede

Hawks: “Oh look, the Angry Swede just joined the vc”
Linkness: “i’M nOt An AnGrY sWeDe @?#%$”

by Hawks1225 May 11, 2022

Angry Brit

When British people get angry and shout a bit when defensive they are called an Angry Brit (yes we british people also yell at the weather)

Sketch: Why is Carnage Angry?
Hawks: Because he is an Angry Brit!

by KaliWolfe May 21, 2022