Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Thank You and Goodnight

A song that the pilot vas of Hazbin Hotel sang that made fans cry

Person 1: what’s your favorite song the pilot voice actors sang?
Person 2: definitely ‘Thank You and Goodnight’

by Addicted to the Poison⭐️ January 20, 2024

Thank Jose

"Thank Jose" is a phrase originating from the fictional universe of the novel "Endless Cultivation." In this literary world, the primary religious belief centers around venerating the inaugural cultivator, simply known as Jose, who is regarded as a deity. The expression serves as an alternative to the more commonly used "Thank God," reflecting the unique cultural and religious context within the narrative.

Maria exclaimed, "Thank Jose, our crops are bountiful this year!"

by Paige Crest February 2, 2024

Thanks For Coming

The last response you will hear before auto pilot is engaged .. this phrase is accompanied by the Term “ Do Well” and a firm handshake ..

Usually Given To Person who have banged the bend to hard .

Mario told Ashton Thanks For Coming After He Stumbled To The Bar For A Next Drink .

by Town242 December 3, 2022

Thank jesús

So then people can thank those who are named Jesús

On december 5 everyone have to thank jesús Hernandez grajales

by Yachi_313 December 4, 2022

Thank you

The two words "Thank you" is a way to tell someone your grateful for something they did/do.

P1: Thank you for helping me.
P2 You're welcome!

by NONON-CCjiCKWC December 15, 2022

Thank You

A phrase used to avoid saying “I love you”. Often used when you are in a 2008 show where the characters are not confirmed as homosexuals despite their obvious romantic feelings for each other.

Arthur: “Thank You”

Everyone else: “He was supposed to say ‘I love you’, did you see him mouth it?”

by anonymous December 20, 2022