thank you ma'am

When you drive fast over a small hill in the road giving the feeling of 0G for a moment.

"Step on it, we can do a thank you ma'am here."

by Dirty760 July 24, 2021

Thank You Pretty Pretty Much

If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required

"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"

by TrinicalLL September 24, 2019

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Thank you

A kind gesture to show appreciation and respect. To be kind and noble to a knight's affect.

Thank you for always being there

by Supportivejenny March 12, 2020

Thank You For Being a Friend

Two or more people stop in the middle of a walkway to converse.

Joe: Why were you late to class today?
John: I was trying to walk through the hall, but had Thank You For Being a Friend in front of me!

by Mr. Fazbear May 24, 2025

Thank You

I read a news article that said Hamas made the hostages thank them upon release...

Hym "Which isn't unreasonable at all when you consider that Palestinians were actively starving while bombs rained do upon them and it demonstrates that Hamas expended more time and resources trying to keep the Jew-hostages alive than the Israeli government did (who on several occasions accidentally killed their own hostages). So that, I think, warrants them a 'Thank You.' If you ask me."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

windsor thank-you

A sex act defined by licking your partner's nipples while he or she masturbates him/herself to completion.

Too tired for sex? How about a quick Windsor thank-you and then we can binge watch The Office.

by Livinbytheriver April 25, 2016