tessarightedness

never being right about anything.

i cant believe the tessarightedness of that person. everything they said was wrong.

by riekurt richard June 6, 2011

Tess

A girl, often with brown hair and hazel eyes. She has many close friends and loves being with them. A Tess doesn’t always open up straight away, but will when she gets to know someone. She has many hobbies and often finds herself very busy and sometimes it can be hard to do things with her. But you should make an effort because Tesses are definitely worth it. They can keep secrets and are someone you can tell anything to. They sometimes feel sad and left out quite easily so you should always try and include them in things Tesses get told that they are ‘cute’ and ‘pretty’. They always disagree because they are very modest. Some people say Tesses are hard work sometimes but are definitely good people.

‘I just met a girl called Tess, she seems so kind and down to Earth.’

by some random name June 27, 2018

Tessa-Lea

The most lit and awesome girl ever existing. If you know one, you are considered very lucky. DO NOT GET TESSA-LEA MAD. You do not want to be on her bad side. She is very nice and caring. She is independent and beautiful. A Tessa-Lea is passionate and perfect. A few last names for Tessa-Lea are Garcia, Miller, and Estrada.

Tessa-Lea is the best.

by Sidewalkkittyhasgonecrazy October 21, 2018

Tessa

Tessa is the love of my life, the best girlfriend you could ever want, incredibly sweet, caring, funny and probably the best singer i've ever heard. Fun to be around, you feel so good around her, it's a feeling like no other. Has the cutest voice and laugh ever and has the best music taste you will ever find. You should never be allowed to leave her because there will be a massive hole in your heart because she is my world, and i love her so much. Has beautiful brown eyes and hair. she's everything i've ever wanted and nothing i'll ever want to let go of ever

Male: Sup bruh how's tessa
Male #2: I want to marry her i'm so in love with her

by riverscuomosucksdick December 17, 2018

IQ Test Ad

A common type of banner advertisement that asks a relatively moronic or unusual question, usually with two variants. These banners are usual non-dynamic GIFs or other image formats, creating the illusion of choice for the less-knowing Internet users.

Most of them also include a percentile statistic, often one that defies the question itself - if it is an opinion question. Most of these questions come from Hong Kong of all places.

IQ Test Ad:

What does this picture look like to you?

Woman/Musician

94% of answerers didn't get it correctly.

Free IQ test!

by gertoja April 26, 2010

popping tents

The act of a guy experiencing numerous errections.

There were so many babes on the beach that my brother started popping tents left and right

by Thorax Carnage February 20, 2014

eye test

To bundle one's family into the car, drive to a beauty spot and get out for a wander whilst the country is under lockdown rules. (Ideally after previously driving 260 miles across the country)

Me and the kids are off to the beach for an eye test.

by dylanc533 May 26, 2020