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A frequent misspelling of "v-tec", which is an acronym for Variable valve Timing and Electronic lift Control, which can be found on Honda B-series, H-series, and D-series motors. Vtech is a company that makes phones.
"y0 dawg, duz yo civic got a V TECH on it?"
or
"I just bought dis mad tyte V TECH sticker at autozone."
v tech by JEFFT August 2, 2007
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brooklyn tech 

Brookyln Tech is a school in Brooklyn. A very strange one, at that. It has an insane amount of stairs, which is matched only by the amount of idiots there.
I was walking down the downstairs. I know people walk down the upstair-case, but upstairs the downstair-case?
brooklyn tech by zarkerd December 13, 2004
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Georgia Tech 

Georgia Tech is the best part of Atlanta which is the best part of Georgia which is the best part of the South which is the best part of America which is the best part of Earth which pretty much sucks compared to the Moon.
Let's go to Georgia Tech.
Nah, I'm not leaving this crater.
Georgia Tech by ~Robicus~ April 7, 2009

Brooklyn Tech 

The place to go to school if you want to end up a neurotic mess on the verge of suicide.

Full of psychopath teachers (though there are some good ones) that assign too much homework and give insanely difficult tests designed to make you fail and have nervous breakdowns.

Also full of fuckin kids. 4728 to count now. Walking to and away from the school is like being on an SS death march.

If it's not the kids or the no-sleep or the workload that gets to you, the environment will. Your life becomes controlled by a fucking bell, and you have to do a 4-minute hustle from class to class, which of course isn't enough for Phys. Ed, which forces you to change. You end up being late simply because your class is 5 flights away. Oh yeah, stairs. Lots of morons at Tech that can't seem to understand which staircase goes up, and which goes down. So of course there's always one line of retards going down the up staircase, subsequently slowing everyone trying to go up the fuck down.

So remember, if you want to be sleepless and driven insane for 4 years, go to Tech! They're waiting for you.

It was high-school admissions time in Junior High! Tony had a death wish and didn't get any into schools because of his awful grades, but he did so well on the SHSAT that Brooklyn Tech accepted him! Upon bringing the news to his counselor, his counselor chuckled and said "I'll see you at your funeral."
Brooklyn Tech by captain sleepless October 21, 2008

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.
bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.
High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004

Grasso Tech 

Grasso Tech is a shitty pseudo upper-class high-school in Groton. Kids from middle schools around the state flock here pretending they have better futures ahead of them. It's actually full of wannabe gangsters, tryhard gangsters, and 2 Asians. (EDIT: 3 Asians. I'm serious)
That kid over there looks like he just ate a bag of dicks; yeah, he probably goes to Grasso Tech.
Grasso Tech by Effrummann January 10, 2011

Linus Tech Tips 

A Canadian computer geek who obsesses over turning an already overkill PC into an RGB-lit mess that looks like the result of an experiment on unicorn barf. Some say his computer runs Minesweeper at max settings and can still pull off a steady 400 fps. Also has a YouTube channel where he creates tech videos.
Friend: That computer's lighting hurts my eyes! Who made that; Linus Tech Tips?

Me: IDK, maybe.
Linus Tech Tips by I u53 h@x October 15, 2017